" sie sah mich strahlend an und ging ins Badezimmer. Während sie duschte ging ich in den Keller wo ich all die Kleider aufbewahrte die ich noch von m...iner ex-freundin besass. Ich entschied mich für einen schwarzen satin BH zusammen mit schwarzen strapsen und einem roten sehr knappen Abendkleid. Dazu gab es noch ein paar Schwarze Stilettos. Ich entschied dass sie keinen Slip brauchen würye. Zuletzt holte ich noch ein kleines schwarzes Halsband dass ich auch für meine Ex gekauft hatte, sie hatte. Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911?A: She can’t find the elevenQ: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?A: An avalanche.Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?A: A mudslide.Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?A: A jail break.A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a Mexican prison. They committed a crime and have been sentenced to death. The women are. She badly needed to get it done again but clearly hadn't bothered to make her booking at the Dike's R'Us Hair Salon. The rest of her seemed to be covered in ink which had been done either when she or the tattoo artist had been completely fucking plastered. I guess you could be generous and say it was done in a naive 50's style. That or realistic and just say the tats were just fucking bad.She moved slightly in her chair and barely looked up from her book at me just to assure herself that I. Us na meray lund ko paint se nikal ker paker lia aur us ko chosnay lagi. Mujh ko maza anay laga tha ki aachanak light chali gayi light janay ki waji sa andhera bhi tha. Us na mujhe pori tarah tiar ker dia aur wo bhi tiar hogai. Meney kamray may atay hi us nay apnay kapray uttar dia aur mere lund ko zore say paker ker masalnay lagi mujh koi maza anay laga. Aur mere lund khub joor se choos ne lagi mujhe khoob maja aa raha tha.kuch samay baad mayne uski panty utar diya.aur us ki itni bari chooot.