" Where is it you prat?" I hissed,"In my pocket, where else?" he chuckled.I wanted to smack him, but he pulled my sleeve and whispered that my mother'... friend was hot."She smiled at me, Lenny." I know," I whispered back. "She's always had a soft spot for the mentally challenged." I'm gonna throw this ring away." Helen will kill you, your dad will kill you, and then I'll fucking kill you." Fucking hell!" he laughed, "What, all three of you?" Yes mate." Okay."The vicar cleared his throat as Helen. I was often better at cooking than he was, maybe because I watched some of those cooking shows, especially with the Italian babe with the super boobs. You must know the one. Just having Carol around was nice, she was always cheerful and really easier for me to ask questions about homework than my dad who often got too complicated in his explanations. And, well, my dad married a very pretty woman; Carol was really easy to look at. She even reminded me of a teacher I had a crush on in the sixth. "We will eat now and discuss business later," David ordered the general throng of people, "Bring a chair for my mother." You wish the Princess Zubeydeh to sit on the dais beside you?" asked Kamal Qumsiyeh with the surprise showing in his tone of voice.Sensing that that would be a mistake, David said, "No, no, of course not, but nearby."Within a few moments a table had appeared and David sat down to eat a sumptuous meal consisting of a series of dishes most of which he had never tasted before.. My mum had left us over a year ago now; silly woman didn't know what she was missing. My daddy was, well a typical daddy really, but to me he had become a strong, sexy and handsome man."Daddyyy..."I moaned as he still hadn't replied, his eyes refocused onto my face. He had zoned out completely while staring at my long tanned legs."What baby? Did you say something?" Daddy I'm bored, I want to go out." Out where? You're only just 18, love, don't forget that now will you?"I raised my eyes to the.