I only have one. The other leg is Fake. A Prosthetic.Still I wondered if she could git that muthafucka behind her EAR when she was fucking.Becuz thats...just how mah mind werks.But out loud I just said to her:Ahhh. Sho, baby, I understand. Whats a good time to cum over?Any time after 6pm.Aight. I will see you around 8pm then.Thank You.Sho nuff.I turned KEEF back on, hung up the phone and Immediately started wondering what it was like to make DEEP LOVE to a 1-legged woman.I got over Cheryl's house. For a second I wanted to drop through the floor or bite off my tongue, almost anything other than having to dash this girls hopes and trample her tender feelings."Listen Sandy, you're better than a girlfriend to me. You are my real friend. Boy, girl, it doesn't matter. We're just friends. If we limit ourselves to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing then you'll just have to break my heart and dump me the first time a good looking ninth grader asks you out to a movie or to a dance or something. I'm 25. 'Gimme dat knife.'A second later I felt it under my cock, the cold steel lifting me. 'You gonna pull that shit again?''No. No!'The quickness of my answer belied my fear, and they laughed. He used the knife to swing my cock back and forth, and then finally sat back on the bench. When I exhaled loudly I realized I had been holding my breath. My back was itching from the grass, and it was surprisingly annoying considering all I had been through. As I squirmed in an effort to relieve the itch, he. "Tax," he asked, "Insurance." In the post, and can't afford it," Al admits."License," Tony asks."He hasn't got a dog!" I added."Rumour has it you're straightening out queers now," Tony says."Yep, that's where we're off now," I says."Go compare," says Tony, "they does some good deals on classic insurance, or Lancaster Insurance," he says, "Anyway were keeping an eye on you all right?" Right," we agrees, and Al does a racing start like Lewis Hamilton except we got four wheels on not three and he.