I sported big, bushy hair, a solid unibrow, and had a bit of a weight problem. I had one friend, named marissa, and she had been acting quite distant ...ately. She never really wanted to be seen with me, always fearing that she'd be looked upon as "uncool" by the popular kids for hanging out with the biggest loser in school. As I walked down the hallway towards my first period Anatomy class, I saw him. Evan cranshaw, the most beautiful specimen of male one could ask for. He had big, broad. With a quick glance at their husband, who shrugged almost imperceptibly, the two beautiful young women sat as the General assisted with their chairs. Arlene glanced at Ann, then, with a grin, spoke to the General. “No,” she said with emphasis.Jeff, who had started to sip his coffee, hesitated, then grinned himself before taking the sip. General, you keep forgetting how sharp they are, he thought.“I haven’t even asked yet,” Whitworth grumped. “I just need your input – both of you, well, among a. . Oh oh-oh-oh oh! |.|; Bwahahaha! Just kidding. Recognizethe song? Well, with the changes?ScrumdiddilyumptiousBy Crescent PulsarOnce upon a time...There lived a man whose life was fraught with peril: a martial artistnamed Saotome Ranma. This is what happened after his known life, thepart left out to leave you with a more... fairy tale-like ending. Well,maybe not, but that's all that could be salvaged before the actualending. You see, his life DID get better after the wedding attempt; butit. At that time I thought it was kind of funny and had no idea what she was actually doing until years later. She did this every time after I came inside her during the last 2-3 months. Years later I realized it was some kind of fertilization technique to increase the odds of getting pregnant.Then the day when we parted ways finally came. I moved to Berlin and the very next week she flew to Thailand. It's hard to imagine today but we lost contact within only a couple of days or weeks. Mind you,.