"You ready?" She asks."As ever" I respond She gets up on her knees and slides her track shorts and panties down. They were a beautiful cotton pair wit... a floral pattern. She gets them completely off, taking off her shoes and socks as a result, then lowers her pelvis until she can grab me with her hand. Giving me a few more preparatory pumps, she aims me and lowers herself. Frankie had a "drooling pussy". She would get so turned on her vagina would literally leak fluid, oozing it. She lowered. The corner of his mouth lifted in amusement. Damn him, he knew what he was doing to me! His hand began to caress my back again and he leaned forward to kiss me. He lightly brushed his lips against mine, nipped my bottom lip, then moved behind me, his hand sliding down to my lower back. I gulped nervously and looked at the mirror in front of me. It was the length of the wall and I could see all of him, and me, in it. He was kneeling between my knees, one hand on my lower back, the other wrapped. That is hilarious. Seriously, it even has two different John Hughes references."Gwen looked at me confused."Well the Pretty in Pink reference is obvious, but remember in 16 Candles that Chinese exchange student is named Dong," I explained. I then continued, "I have to get this." I placed it in the basket which was already half full.The saleslady then handed me a much slimmer blue dildo called a Feeldoe Dildo. I looked at in awe. The saleslady explained, "This one is for a situation where one. Pretending to be really drunk, I blurted out: “…hey Al…how about taking my wife upstairs to our bedroom…you know…like… just continue fucking her up there!…OK?…so I can watch my stuff down here..thanks Al…”. Susan looked at me, being nearly out of breath. “…damn Al!…my husband doesn’t seem to care one way or the other what we’re doing here!…let’s up to the bedroom!…oh my precious fuck baby…I.