What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Q. Have yo... heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.Q. What's worse than getting ****d by Jack the Ripper?A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?A. They both like a tight seal.Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?A. You. Her tits felt swollen and huge, at least twice their normal size. She glanced down and moaned again, the sight of her husband squeezing her tits arousing her almost as much as his expert touch.Mark leaned over and lightly kissed the rubbery bud of one of her nips."Ohhhhh, nice," she moaned.Then his lips closed around her nipple. His tongue flicked out and twirled around the stiffened bud. He groaned with pleasure, relishing the taste of his wife's tits.Hot flames of lust shot through her body. They pulled into the parking lot of the school and he let them inside with his keys, disarming the alarm.Enrollment had been going down at the local schools for some time, and two years ago, the school board decided to close off the third floor annex of this building to save money. Heavy locks secured the doors, and although Mr. Williams did not have keys to these, a simple spell from Tamara soon had them open.The empty corridor was covered in a thick film of dust. Even stepping on the floor. I asked Kim when that would be, and she said they were waiting to see how well I got around when I felt like walking. “Let’s go,” I said. She got me a walker, transferred my IV line to a portable one and we were off down the hall, Kim wheeling the IV and holding the gown closed in back, so my ass didn’t show. Except for the short time that I drifted into a bent posture caused by my spinal problems (and to which I had become habituated for several years before trying to remember to stand up.