I got drunk at least. One of my friends’ wife was a nurse. She knew I’d been an art major in college before joining the police department. She hun... out with me, mostly for pity, at least that was what I thought. The day after our latest outing I was lounging on the couch watching a Cubs game. Not that I’m a Cubs fan, they just happened to be on TV. I was toying with the idea of hoping in the shower, but I had another couple of hours before I had to get ready for the afternoon shift. I started. I finally get to meet the 'Incredible Jezebel',she talks about you all the time, how you are her best friend and such.Anyhow we are both concerned dear, I mean I can see some bruising onyour face, and your dress looks like you were rolling around in thewoods, not in a fun way." "I got sissy napped and it got...", I interrupt myself because Piperis walking out of the Limo, back on the phone, she hangs up."That was my mother, the whole McCarthur network is being set off. Yousure you're okay?". A few blushes and non-committal comments confirmed that they definitely were not gay, why is it that women always need to extract every detail, Wendy was a total sponge for everyone's life story, in no time she had found out that they were both 19, where they were from, what they were studying, what they liked and disliked etc etc. We never saw the guys during the day and it turned out that they used the larger more popular beach to the north of where we were staying, joking that it was a. Too serious, I guess.I shrugged. “Okay, not so funny. Listen, there are two possible outcomes. First and foremost, I am running as a Republican in a liberal Democratic district in a liberal Democratic state. More likely than not, I am going to go down in flames that will make the Hindenburg look like a birthday candle. On November 7th I may have to hightail it out of town to escape the laughter!”Jake Senior looked thoughtful and nodded at that. “Maybe, maybe not. You’re not all that.