Michael’s eyes were hazed over with exhaustion. His vision blurred. ‘I am crazy,’ he thought to himself, ‘but that looks like a woman, sitting...on a rock.’ The glitter turned out to be the mermaid’s iridescent scales. The rock on which she perched was the height of a man, one bumpy knoll sticking out of the sea. And it was her song, lovely and clear as from a flute made of glass, which drew him relentlessly. She was naked. Her slender torso rose in a crescendo to a lovely pair of breasts. As. Back in the delivery room I was surrounded by masked personnel who reminded me of the Dalton Gang about to rob a train. Kim was there with her trusty camera recording everything for posterity. The Doctor came in calm as a cucumber. He approached the table and noticed that the baby was already crowning, anxious to get out into the world.I was coaching Grace with a mantra of relax – deep breath – push, over and over again. Grace was doing her best to make sure none of us would be able to hear for. " I was chuckling. "He did. The following Saturday night he took Abby to dinner at the Kennsington Grill." Mel asked, "Isn't that the restaurant Derek Fischer took you to on your first date, the restaurant where you and Michael used to celebrate your wedding anniversary?" Jeanne quietly answered, "Yes." Realizing that Jeanne was still feeling guilty about that I quickly interjected, "When I finally do get home it's also the restaurant where we're going to celebrate the beginning of our new life. " And while you're at it, bend over and flip up your skirt. Sara swallowed hard and said, "Um, no thank you, I'm OK." All right then, here you go." The waitress lay the check on the table and grabbed the empty dishes before turning and walking away without a second glance. Sara's eyes followed the waitress' cute swaying ass as she walked away from the table, wishing she'd turn and look back. Oh, God.As the waitress turned to enter the back, a woman seemed to burst out of the ladies' room, then.