A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat ... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t r...n and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so!Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.Funny, I don’t remember being absent-mindedFunny, I don’t remember being. It will be very personal. Are you ready for that do you think?" she questioned me with a deep stare."Certainly Miss. Whatever I can do." my mouth was dry."To be blunt with you, it will involve your balls and your penis." her stare intensified and I was like a rabbit in headlights. "Let me see please. Just drop your trousers for me will you."Fumbling I did so, not daring to question her right to strip me. My cock spoke for me anyway, it was rearing already. Well, I was just eighteen. She. He felt astrong urge to lean down and kiss her but he resisted it. Even if shewas a heartless cunt, he considered himself a gentleman and he didn'twant to take advantage of her vegetative state.Arthur soaked a small towel with some water from the bathroom andcarefully dabbed the blood off her face. The wound on her forehead hadstopped bleeding. It didn't look too serious but obviously Arthur was nodoctor. He wanted to call the police but he knew that would only bringmore problems. No one was. I asked the waiter where the man at the table had gone, he said in broken english something to the effect of BD had walked away with a pretty woman. We walked around the festival some more hoping to spot him, he was nowhere to be found. ….I had a sneaking suspicion. BD was not the most responsible parent and had a bad habit of taking off on “dates” and not coming home until the next morning. Marie and I agreed, it seemed like he had found a “special someone”, this was before we had cell.