..1 You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circ...e to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.3. You think Central Park is “nature.”4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.5. You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression-OR-You can retire to Michigan where...1. You only have three. The themes and content of this story may not be suitable for everyone's tastes. Read at your own discretion.---------------------------------------------------------It was a normal Friday afternoon for me. I had finished my college classes for the day as well as my weekly grocery shopping, and I was driving back to my apartment. I am currently single and still a virgin, but I'm not alone. In that tiny, single-bedroom apartment, I live with quite possibly the most beautiful thing in the. Meanwhile, these involuntary actions of my tongue further ignited the already aroused woman and now, she opened her legs a little, so her right knee was touching my leg. Purely, by reflex, my now free hand ventured slightly below her stomach and came to a shocked halt when it encountered a few strands of hair. I must have appeared with the most stupid faces ever and my friend who already had his hand inside his short, signalled with his head to go-on (he probably thought I was waiting for his. I was in heaven as I was passed along the row of showers and hands grabbed my interesting bits. When I got to the end shower one guy said,“Can I have my blowjob now?” “A promise is a promise,” I said as I got down onto my knees in front of him and looked up to see a massive hard-on right in front of my face. I opened my mouth and leant forward.There were loud cheers as I started to swallow his cock.The guy’s hands grabbed my hair and pulled my head backwards and forwards until I felt his cock.