Не удивлюсь, что даже сейчас некоторые анекдоты имеют вполне реальным прототипов....�ретий случай относится к теме поскольку-постольку. Сначала перескажу один анекдот:Приходит муж пьяным со следами помады на лице под утро. Жена ему:— Ты где был?А он отвечает:— Я птица вольная, где хочу, там летаю.Через несколько дней пропадает жена на несколько дней, потом приходит в новеньком блядском платьице. Муж ей:— Ты где была?Она:— Я птица подневольная, когда отпустили, тогда пришла.Жизненный анекдот. Если. I was as horny as could be, the resort was awash with bare boobs, swollen pudenda and flirtatious behaviour. Everywhere I looked was a camel toe, bare boob or other distraction.In due course we found ourselves back in our room before the evening meal.My wife declared that she was going to take a shower and went into the bathroom, I waited outside and allocated the kids some activities to keep them busy, I inserted myself into the bathroom and offered to wash her back or something.She told me I. "Sure, we could spank Clyde right now," Mary said. "But first, we should warm Clyde up with an over the knee hand spanking," Mary said. "That's a good idea," my wife replied. "Clyde, take off all of your clothes so that we can spank you and use the new cane on you. After you have undressed, go over to Mary for a hand spanking." So I stripped down to nothing, and went over and stood by Mary. "I always like to examine you before I spank you, so stand still for a little bit," Mary said. . She explained the bandwidth and the cupmeasurements. She announced with a big smile that I was a 36B maybe a Ccup bra size. I asked her why she was smiling. Your sister is the samesize, how ironic, she said.I didn't think that was funny. Here I am the same bust size as my sister.That was sick, I am man, I thought.Sit tight she said, I think your sister has a couple of her bras upstairsshe leaves here. "Mom, I could NOT wear her bras," I said. Mom looked atme saying "of course you can, she will.