Patti was introduced by the school principal, Father Murphy, who handed her a microphone, as she steered her chair away from the podium. There had bee... some talk about constructing a ramp apparatus so that Patti could give her speech from behind the podium. But she had nixed that idea."I'm not hiding behind any podium. I want everyone to see me as I am," she'd declared.She began her speech in the typical manner, graciously thanking her family, a few of her favorite teachers, as well as her. What gave you you the first clue? Was it watching her finger herself while she watches television? Was it seeing her rub herself off against the doorknobs? Maybe it was when she tried to tickle her tonsils with those popsickles last week?"Little Debbie's mother didn't bother to dignify such crude comments with an answer. Besides, the real reasons for her concern were the various and sundry bathroom items left lying around with oily, female secretions coating their handles. Toothbrushes,. The waitress continued bringing us free drinks and by 4am we were close to drunk. We were also dead tired. By 4:30 in the morning we were sound asleep."Get up sleepy head," I heard someone say. "It's time to get out of this room and party." Good god Beverly. What time is it?" I murmured."It's 10am, she answered. "Time to get up and out of here."As I rolled out of bed my head was splitting. I wasn't much of a drinker but the drinks the night before seemed to go down like water. Now I had huge. Shaadi ke program chalte rahe. Aur main sirf aarav ko dekhti rahti thi. Aarav bhi mujhe dekh kar smile karte the. Mujhe dil se khushi milti thi. Shaadi k ek din pahele ki baat hai. Mere dur ke mousi ki beti wo aarav ke pass khadi thi aur aarav se baat kar rahi thi.aarav bhi usse hass kar baat kar rahe the. Pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya main dono ke pass gayi aur rudely mousi ki beti ko data diya. Bola kitne der se mousi tujhe bula rahi hai. Aur tu yaha khadi hai ja jaldi. Mera aisa behave dekh.