.. just as another text arrived. Rule 1: You have two minutes from the moment you receive a text to respond. If you don't respond within this period t...e offer is terminated (you will receive a second text stating you are no longer needed), and the software will automatically text the next cocksucker. 'That isn't much time,' I thought to myself... you would have to have your cellphone on you at all times. Another text arrived. Rule 2: If you are available you respond back... COCKSUCKER AVAILABLE. She wasn’t quite sure how that was done. But she certainly didn’t want to be one of a crowd at the stage door as he slipped out. He would never even notice her then.She thought she might be able to use some subtle persuasion backstage with him, maybe of an erotic nature, without appearing too bold.“Francesco,” she whispered to herself, as she studied her program, squinting in the dim light.The woman next to her looked at her sharply, and Linda realized she must have spoken aloud. She quickly. He paused again before continuing and the angelic host instinctively moved closer to hear about a disturbance in the order of things.“I have been monitoring the prayer channel this morning and have been contacted by the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, the Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem and several other leaders on planet Earth who are all troubled by how to continue the order of celebrations such as Christmas, Hannoka, Esater and Passover. They. ”She looked at me seriously for a few minutes, then finally said: “We have a guy who we buy some supplies from and he wants a little something extra this time.”“What’s that?”“You.”I said nothing for a few minutes while they all looked at me. “How does he know about me? What will I have to do?”“Anything he wants, I imagine. Is that a problem?”“So you want me to go and fuck him?”“At the very least. Are you going to embarrass me?”“No I would never do that.”“Then whatever he wants, you will.