Short, big hips, looks like a nice rack, glasses, cute for a truck driver. She rang the bell one day and I drove over and let her in to sign in and ge... the truck ready to be unloaded. "Can I tell you something and hope you don't get offended?" I ask her"Sure" she replied"I think you're a good looking woman" I tell her"Really?" She asked with a surprised tone"Yes, hope that doesn't offend you" I said"No, not at all. I don't get called that too often" she said"That's a shame. More people should. Then again, the heat of this crowded club (If you can even call it that, more like a crowded basement), could make anyone sweat like a pig in no time at all. Suddenly she turns around, lifting one of her legs and wrapping it around your waist as she grinds her crotch against yours, leaning forward to kiss you firmly on the lips. It suddenly occurs to you that you have no idea what this girl’s name is, and you hope she hadn’t actually given it to you yet. Oh well, no matter, you’re drunk, so how. “Okay, spill it.”“Spill what?” Ann asked, playing little Miss Innocent as she took a drink of her tea.“You turn me down for sex so you must have a plan.”“Will, your imagination is running away with you. I just didn’t feel like it.”“But in thirty minutes your sexual meter will turn on and you will be in the mood.”Ann could not help laughing and said, “Yes, I am a timer and in thirty minutes it will be time for sex but no sooner.”“Okay, whatever,” he said laughing. “Well, looks like you are going. Well, so much for a friend for life. Listen Guido, you can choose who you want to side with, but you had better watch out who you decide to bunk with. I'm not gonna forget that you sent your chopper squad over to pay a visit after your guy Branch found out where I would be." He started to say something, but I cut him off. "I have to take my landlady to the hospital now and you had better pray that she pulls through. Don't let me catch you in any dark alleys." I hung up the blower. I was done.