.... so,..... shall we find somewhere...?????" I asked. She said yes, and said she knew a hotel not too far away where you could usually get a room an... not get asked any questions.....Within 10 mins we were there. Sure enough they had a room, and sure enough we didn't make the reception guy even bat an eyelid. Off we went to the room. I sat down on the bed and expected her to do the same. She didn't. "There's something I always like to do to get the ball rolling" she scowled in her 12yr old. Food processor to make up the sludge you're going to have to drink for the next month," I said. "You are going to be very well off. I have your lawyer coming over on Monday to go over everything with you. But don't worry – I don't want any of it." I didn't tell her that I had paid for everything from my casino winnings. The money from the lawsuit was months away.I started to pull back the sheet covering her and unsnapping the tent sized gown the hospital had provided. "HEY." She was upset. How's that sound?" At this point I had no doubt that they werethe ones keeping me in here, and that they were using magic or some sortof new technology or something. I tried to smile convincingly.Cece shook her head. "We've discussed this at length. You aren't havingany more testosterone-fueled fun. Ever again." With that, she raised bothof her hands above her head, and began chanting in a language that wasn'tquite right. The syllables didn't sound like the sort of things thatshould come from. The second flint and steel that is part of the design of my paracord bracelet. The butane lighter in my pocket, the kitchen matches I carry in a pill bottle inside my hat. Then the breath mint tin mini survival kit in my daypack.“I’ll show you the primitive fire making ways, but you should consider them as your last options.” I then showed him a half dozen caveman methods. Including wasting one of his candy bars to polish the end of an aluminum can and using that to focus sunlight.That morning,.