My friend Sam has asked me before if living in a dorm is like a dream for a dyke, and I told him the same thing I'll tell you: just because I'm a dyke...doesn't mean I'm attracted to every girl that moves. And frankly, most college girls are the pits when it comes to personality. And even though it's exciting walking into the bathroom when a particularly attractive girl is only wearing a couple drops of water and an ill-placed towel, it's not fun feeling like I have to hide my own goods all the. ” I thinly smiled and shrugged my shoulders. “Watching reality TV.” “Oh...my…God…NO!” Nikki gasped as he theatrically threw his head into his hands. “I must save you from yourself! You simply MUST come out with us.” “I don’t think so!” I laughed out loud and dramatically shook my head and hands in his direction. “Anyway I’m old enough to be your mother….what would your friends think?” “They’d love you and you’d love them.” He grinned; “A few of the boys have a thing for Yummy-Mummy’s!” . "Like I said, the rewards are bountiful." The problem, ladies and gentlemen, is that I am committed," I said. "You're lack of investment is therefore an obstacle!" Elizabeth," I said. She sat up straight in her chair. "Stop asking, start assigning!"Everyone else in the room tried to talk at the same time; some even stood up"Shut up!" I growled. "Sit down!"They sat so fast they bounced. I looked at Elizabeth. "The Institute mandates that any vendor follow its policies."She flipped her hair back. "Guy or woman?" he placed her drink in front of her on the bar."Woman. I suppose that's the price to pay for what I do for a living." She noticed me looking at her. "What are you looking at?" she asked, nastily."Nothing, sorry," I said. I went back to my drink and sipped it. I felt my head starting to spin as I was getting a bit tipsy. "Just you look like someone I know."She sighed. "I'm sorry. I was supposed to have met up with this girl for a drink and fun tonight but she never showed. I.