Creighton started as he saw me. “What are you doing here? You the designated sniper?”“Get real, Creighton. I heard he was asking for me. I’m j...st going out there to talk to him. Where’s he at?”“Go out the door and bear left. He knows we’re here, but he’s sitting on the parapet. We go after him he’s liable to jump, and maybe take one of us with him. No thanks!”Shit! It kept getting better. I wanted to stay out of Mike’s reach. “Okay, let’s get this done.” I opened the door and stepped out onto. I hear the sound of you setting something on the bedside table. I hear movement and wait anxiously. The bed dips as you climb up next to me. I feel your hand as you reach out and run it up my leg along my inner thigh. I squirm as you near my already wet pussy, but your hand bypasses it, moving up over my hip and to my breast. You let your fingers circle my nipple, making it hard before trailing your fingers up along my collarbone to my neck. Your fingers trace over my ear, up along my hairline,. ”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read. " I say before getting a kiss on the cheek along with a pat on the back before heading inside. After I finished, I went inside her house as Amy's mom was starting to get her things for she had to go and pick her girlfriend at work which left us alone with Amy's daughter."Okay, one of the legs on my bed is loose and I just need to tighten it up." She said before she put her daughter down for a nap before leading me to her room. I saw was little surprised at how messy it was, it wasn't bad or.