She was terrified by the sight in front of her. One of my hand was in Kavita’s skirt and the other inside her top and worst of all ours lips were on...each other.Mom’s expression changed into that of deep anger and I half wished to die that very moment. When we relived out of the shock we parted. She adjusted her dress and ran out. But I had nowhere to go. I knew I was doomed. Already my mom was not talking to me and now this.Mom gave a disgusted and angry look and stride off. I felt ashamed, but. Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have found that if you stick your head between a woman’s legs, It will help” Saying this as he stroked his full beard.The following are compliments of squaddie117‎Young Jewish couple are having their first baby, after the birth the Doctor comes to them and says, “you have a healthy baby boy, but I’m afraid he’s been born without eyelids.”“What can we do,”. Of course at some point we had to try a Swedish ‘delicacy’, called “surströmming”, fermented Baltic herring. My god, what a smell that was. The can had to be opened in a bucket of fresh water and outside, standing back for several yards and then eating it with using one hand to close you nose, while with the other hand trying to fork a slimy piece with the other hand in your mouth. If you made the mistake of releasing you nose just as the piece was passing under it, you would get into. I cast an appreciative eye on the sexy swing in Becky’s ass as she walked away from me. She was not as pretty as Cindy, I thought, but under the rumpled bulk of the bathrobe she wore, I could discern a large pair of breasts. She must be really stacked, I concluded.Soon enough, Jody came out with Becky. “Wow.” was all I could say. Jody was in a tan low-cut dress with brown high heels, and beige nylons. She was wearing make-up and lipstick, and her hair was curled. “Hi,” she smiled. “I guess.