"Right," I continued awkwardly, by now feeling more than slightly foolish. "Over my knee then."By now I was on the point of chickening out, and of mak...ng a joke of the incident. I certainly would not have dared to insist that the culprit bare her bottom. But I need not have worried. Without a word, Rachel pulled her knickers and tights down to the middle of her thighs, raised her pleated secretary's skirt over her back, and nestled down across my lap.Oh, wow! There is only so much excitement,. ” I grabbed the phone and asked that they track down my wife. Hanging up I added, “It’s not like she knows the nuclear launch codes. I just hope she doesn’t say something like I have a two inch...” I was about to say dick when I remembered I had a lady in the room. I just snapped my mouth shut.“I don’t think you have to worry about that, Mister President,” answered Mindy with a smile.“What?”“Girl talk, Mister President.”I groaned loudly. “No ... you and Marilyn ... no!”Mindy giggled and nodded,. I whimpered. “Uh. Halp?”Everyone exchanged looks with everyone else.The UNN Rickenbacker and the UNN Van Braun were two really cool spaceships, but I could not appreciate either of them because I was currently in a containment unit that had been prepped at their airlock. My girls and the marines and the entire area of the gnomish shopping district were being quarantined and poked all over to make sure they didn’t have what I’ve termed Jerkfuzz. The containment unit was basically an iron lung. She needed an old file from a high shelf (or so she said). I offered to get it for her, but she said no, but would I steady the stepladder as she went up. Of course I would! As I stood at the bottom she climbed up. Great! I could see hear heels and stockings close up. She got her file and then said "I hate coming in here, it gets dust all over my shoes". She was still up the ladder so I took my chance and said "Well while I'm here I'll give them a clean". I did it with a cheeky grin so I didn't.