What’s the matter? Feeling like you’ve never seen the real thing all of a sudden?’ He arrogantly smirked after he said it. I stared a little mo...e. ‘It’s just… I mean…I…So…so bi…so hu….so monstero…. so fucking gargantuan! You have a massive cock, okay? Do you think you could give me a fucking second to adjust my entire reality around the idea that someone as much man as you could even exist?’ He seemed to think about it. ‘Would it help if you had the measure?’ He asked. ‘I…Uh…’ I was still. .. ladies, hmmm... I'm sorry.You surprised me, and I reacted badly. Please accept my apologies, andlet me personally escort you to your destination?"They circled around, appearing uncertain about accepting his offer.Finally, cautiously, the one who had first asked him for directionsgestured for him to lead. He decided the best method would be to keep to a slow easy walk and keephis eyes to himself, to help keep him from thinking about theircondition. Hopefully that would keep him from insulting. " "Y'know, I spent all evening cooking for you, and you couldn't even be here when it was ready. I think someone deserves to be punished..." Eva giggled to herself, thinking of what was in her bag. "Actually, I had something else in mind. Give me a minute to set up?" Without waiting for an answer, she walked into their bedroom and locked the door. When she had everything ready and had stripped down to her black bra and panties, she came back out and found him standing in the hall, naked. "I. I went picked up the remote control and started to flip channels (which didn’t take long as this was 1985 and there were only four!!!). Nikki took the remote from my hand, turned towards me on the sofa and looked me in the eye. She had a way of doing that which was quite worrying as I knew she was about to say something monumental..“Do you like me?” she asked directly. I hesitated. I didn’t know if she was also about to utter the dreaded ‘L’ word. “Well? DO YOU like me...??” she asked again,.