This resulted in both being banned from going to that market again. Laura started to laugh and put both hands over her mouth but couldn't help it. She...burst out laughing and many women turned to see what was happening.We both left with a lot of groceries. The bike was put in the trunk and we drove off. Laura said, "I still can't believe you told me that joke, and right there in the frozen section of the store." What better place to tell you."Laura lived in a third story apartment. Below were. This is so obvious.”“What?”She coughed. “How about that deal, if you don’t get it before we get there, you give me your, very soaked, underwear?”“And if I do?”“Would you like the matching brassiere to the thong in your pocket?”“I want a coffee first. And a pee.”She sniggered. We walked into the coffee shop and a gave Erika some coins while I used their facilities. I scoured the map repeatedly looking for Roman ruins. Erika took the map from me when we reached the park again and could see the. My boots were taken, along with my watch (a Timex the sergeant took great delight in stomping on the floor; I had left my Rolex back in the States before the deployment), and the picture of Marilyn and little Charlie my wife had sent me. The MP sergeant enjoyed tearing that in two and tossing it in the garbage. I was then issued a bright orange jumpsuit with the word ‘PRISONER’ stenciled on it, and a pair of orange flip-flops. Then I was shoved into a cell and given one last love tap to the. His thick, dark shoulder length wavy hair was tousled around his face, he pushed a muddy hand through it as he smiled. “Hi, I’m James, nice to meet you.” “You too, I’m Michelle,” I managed to stammer back. As I shook his hand, I couldn’t avert my eyes from his wide, smooth chest, and I felt myself blush when his knowing smile made it obvious to me that my wandering eyes had been noticed. We chatted for a while, then I made my way to my potting shed, feeling both very excited about James’s.