"Lady, you've got a really nice ass! I like it very much, but I believe the Old Man upstairs gave you a defective one. Why honey, your ass has a crack...down the middle splitting it apart!"Eve giggled with melodious merriment. Flipping over onto her back, she looked at me just as if she were staring at a half-witted man. "Adam," she lectured. "God's ways are mysterious and we're not supposed to question them. Besides, I don't believe my 'ass' is defective because I have a cracked mound on the. As 5:30 approached, I became more and more nervous.5:30 came and went, then 6:00 and 6:30. Finally at 6:45, I heardSusan's car pull up outside the house. As she came in, I said as nicelyas I could, "You are home late, busy day?" I went to see my lawyer after work, I have some paperwork," she toldme."Oh," is all I could come up with. "Let me get the dinner and we cantalk, would you like wine?" I am not staying, I am going out for dinner with Tony tonight. Infact, I am staying at his place again.. When she emerged, she had put on her little black dress. It was just long enough to cover her stocking tops. Sitting may be a problem. She clicked across the floor atop of her heels. “You looked outstanding!” I exclaimed and meant it.She gave me her winning smile. “Thanks, Sweetie. Now I’m just going dancing with the girls. I shouldn’t be late. No need to wait up.” She wiggled her fingers at me as a goodbye wave, explaining, “I don’t want to mess up my makeup. I love you.” My sexy wife turned. Uh..." I mumbled. I had no idea what I was saying. My heart was beating at a hundred miles an hour. She threw her leg over mine so she was straddling me and her huge double D's were right in front of my face. I looked up into her green eyes and she looked back at me. Then she pushed her big lips against mine and gave me a long hard kiss.Ok that's it. I'm the luckiest person in the world right now. If this IS a dream then I don't want to wake up cause I'm about to give Mrs. Jensen what she wants.