There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Un...ortunately, no pun in ten did. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut. K., you can stop. We don't want to do anything to alert the neighbors do we? They might call the landlady on us. Oh, wait--I guess not. Don't do anything to try and escape or call anyone or anything like that, though. We're going to have a really fun evening, and I wouldn't want anything to disrupt it."Nellie started breathing rapidly, her heart pounding as she realized she couldn't even scream, no matter how much she wanted to. It was then that she noticed the computer. There on the desk was a. .Ab maine uske boobs press karne suru liye..Use maza as raha raha tha..Maine paint zip khol ke lund ko azad karke uske haath mai de diya wo lund ko dekh rahi thi maine kaha kiya hua?? Usne kaha bahut bada aur mota hai..Aur hilane lagi..Maine kaha choosogi usne haa mai sir hilaya aur bolo bedroom mai chalo..Hum dono bedroom mai chale gaye aur kapde utharne lage bcs aag see lag rahi thi…Kapde utarne ke baad hum dono kiss kiya aur ek mast wali hug kiya..Mai uske ek food ko muh me lakar choos raha. I felt my sphincter tighten up involuntarily and was afraid she'd thrust in then... my whole body was shaking with fear. But she just held it there, until my asshole relaxed, then she pushed against it just a tiny bit, at which point it went taught again, and again she stopped and held it there. My bunghole relaxed again, and she pushed it into my ass just a little. My butt clenched again and this time it hurt a little, because it couldn't close all the way as the tip of her erect penis was in.