”“I will take a houseful of angry teenagers any day. I’m likely to go insane between Ellen and April,” I joked.What now?The pilots slowly star...ed backing away from me, but I couldn’t see why. I knew it wasn’t because someone was trying to shoot me.I must keep my feelers out. I almost didn’t notice in time.I only had a fraction of a second to respond. I moved out of the way and grabbed the lynx by the scruff of the neck. It didn’t have claws out when it jumped at my back, so I knew it was here. I said yes Sir, a little worried that I did something wrong. Then he said, but I also said I would do it just to remind me how good it is NOT to be beat, I said yes Sir again. That's when his hand flashed and slapped me hard across the face, I almost burst into tears!He said, I'm going to tell you to do something and I don't want any hesitation or whining, or it'll be back to that. Yes Sir I said, what is it. He told me that he liked the way I was licking under his balls but he knew I was. The tampon hit the toiletwater and grew huge. It absorbed so much of the water and I laughed.There was no way that was going to flush I jokingly thought. The jokewas actually on me, because it did not flush. I was forced to get thetongs out of the kitchen and fish the tampon out of the toilet. I thenrealized how much that tampon expanded and wondered if it was going todo that inside of me. I really did not want to be a woman anymore. The pain from my previousattempt started to subside, when I. "I want you to go upstairs and make my wife eat my cum out of your pussy."I got dressed as I watched her go upstairs. "Kevin?" I'm gonna go away for a bit and think about all of this."Then I left. I went home, packed a few things. I instructed my lawyer to go through with the sale of the company. I called the k** and told her some weird things had happened and I was going to go do some thinking. Then I hopped on my Yamaha, and headed for Mexico. I can admit I wasn't on my best behavior there,.