And I just thought, well I like youwell enough so I guess I’ll just let you do what you wantand see what happens.I still remember Wendy stretc...ing me over the tub, and Icouldn’t seem to do anything but wait in anticipation, Iwas thinking, what will she do next. Then I felt herparting my legs, and I knew what was going to happen, butall I could think of was that this beautiful girl isabout to have sex with me. I’m really going to have sexwith another. My sister and her friends were in their twenties and I'm in my mid-thirties. Anyway one night Kristina came to my house with tears in her eyes. I suspected that she and her boyfriend had gotten into a major fight so I invited her in. "Kristina what happened?" "Carlos and I got into a fight because I wasn't home when he got there." "He does know that you're working right." "He does but he wants me to drop everything and be at his beck and call. I can't do that and pay the bills." "tell you what.. Well she didn’t look to happy but let me in and gave me a price list which of course was in Japanese. Since I don’t speak or read Japanese, I pulled out my smartphone and opened Google Translate which really wasn’t much help. After trying to figure out if they offered oil massages I though I found one and pointed to a 90-minute session. The cost was kind of high, 15,000 yen (about $140 US) but thought I only live once and said why not.After paying her she led me down this short hallway to a. After the pleasantries and a few friendly insults, it started:Chad: Hey man, I just took that online purity test and I know you took it too. What score did you get?Me: I'm only 36% pure. What did you get?Chad: Yeah, um you’re 36% pure. I’m 38% pure and I figured I’d have a lower score that you.Me: No shit. I would think so too, with all the stories you’ve told me about.Chad: Well, especially with all the things I I’ve done; before you ask, I don't want to talk about and lets leave it at.