- Too Good to Miss. The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an example.A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian g...vernment, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter.She received back the following reply: National Defense Headquarters M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT 101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa, ON K1A 0K2 Canada...Dear. If you are back in circulation I want to be first in line."Stella had started with me as a secretary ten years ago and had proven so valuable that four years previous I had promoted her my personal assistant and then to justify the raise I thought she deserved I'd made her my executive assistant. Two years previous on a Sunday I'd thrown a back yard barbecue and I had invited Stella. She'd told me that she couldn't make it because her sister was in town visiting and I'd told her to bring her. And I did. All of it."Now tell me that you are gay" Chris said.I wanted to say no but I knew that would be a lie. So, I said softly "I'm gay." Good" Chris replied. "Now say I'm a gay cock sucker."I wanted to stop and make him go away but knew I could not. He put his fat cock in my hand and I started to stroke it – and it felt so good. "Now say it" Chris said more forcefully."I'm a gay cock sucker." And I knew it was true."Ok, now say I'm a gay cock sucking, cum loving whore."There was no going. He pushed his sloppy fingers into her mouth as he plunged his raging cock inside her cunt, and she let out a choking scream as she came again, shuddering against him. The strange tightness of his cock in her pussy and the plug in her ass was astonishing. The lower half of her face was covered in her own juice and his rude squeezing fingers and he lowered his head and bit the plump top of her left tit and growled into her skin. Thrusting and biting and moaning low and deep he filled her with hot.