"Do you remember how you agreed to dowhatever it takes to work here at The Women's Place?"I replied that I did recall that, though I wasn't sure what ...hat allmeant. Ma'am added, "Frankly, the first step in keeping your job isfinding you a new name and changing that voice of yours, a deep masculinevoice that doesn't match your mannerisms at all. To work here you aregoing to have to be someone different. You are going to have to be awoman, at least on the phones and at least while you work here. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'The man ... looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:'LISTEN TO ME!!I'm only going to show you how to do thisONE MORE TIME...TOP CARE FOR THE ELDERLY.A man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" He asks."Feeling fine." says the old man."What's the food like?" Terrific, wonderful. My blouse is not, I think, too transparent. Sure my bright red, lacy, half-cup bra is clearly visible, but my budding, hormone-induced nipples are not. My make-up and nails are still tidy and, considering the time, I take some pride in that. All the same, I take out a compact from my clutch bag and apply a touch more "deep crimson" lip varnish and clear, shiny gloss.My wait is over, as the door opens and my Master instructs me to enter. I walk in and close the thick door behind me, heart. " Liv scoped out the darkened, two-story, Victorian house. The only vehicle in the driveway was a white pickup truck. None of the snow around the house or in the driveway had been disturbed. There was no sign of life.A truck appeared behind them and Finn sped up slightly to get out of its way. Soon, they left the house behind and passed the Three Crosses Rehabilitation Center and the turnoff to the Sheriff's house. The headlights filling the rear windshield disappeared as the tailgating truck.