Where d’you want me to start?” I asked, moving towards the other suitcases,“Here,” she pointed, “You do this one,” I moved to the one alre...dy on the bed and jess heaved another one onto the bed next to the first.Over the next half hour we caught up with the last seven years.She said it was mostly normal stuff, school and stuff, she’d said. She did tell me when she scored the winning penalty for her teams Cup Final, and when she’d broken her shin. One thing she neglected to mention however was. B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a. ” Gasping, Jeanne said, “Michael, this is so hot.” Jeanne's cell phone rang. Laughing, I said, “I think it just got hotter.” Jeanne picked up her cell phone. “It's Jack. Do you want me to answer it?” “Definitely.” “Micheal, you've become absolutely wicked.” “I think kinky is a better description.” “I agree and I love it.” “Answer the phone.” “Okay.” Jeanne pushed the answer button on her cell phone screen and said, “Hi Jack.” After a pause she said, “Yes, he got home last night.” Another pause.. “YES, that’s it Ms. Adams, eat me, lick my fucking pussy, make me cum you fucking slut!!” Beth continued to spout dirty names at me and everyone got my own juices flowing more and more. She had grabbed my head and held it to her soaking cunt and would not let me move until she came. When she did cum, I opened my mouth and let her juices slide down my throat, savoring every drop. She pushed me away after she came, trying to regain her senses. I sat there watching, waiting for her to do or tell.