A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. God, but that title name is awfu... though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status: Chapter Eight Released - 30/08/2022]Caffeinated Quickies: Honeyed Housewife (A Bimbo Bakery Short Story) - Mike comes home after receiving a big promotion to find his wife a very changed woman. A short, light, mildly silly story written for my amazing ByMeACoffee. .." Maurice said.The expression on the face of the woman in front of me soured more. I quickly held out my hand to shake. "Sorry. Mark Parker," I said in introduction."Nancy Taggert," the woman replied coldly. "This isn't what I was told it was going to be." It's a group of friends and family who happen to have a luxury box for the Super Bowl in two days. We had a couple of empty seats in the box and thought to invite two children from the long-term care section of the local children's. Pinsky, this is Jason Thompson, one of my son's friends, and Karen McCarthy." Very nice to meet you," he said jovially. "Although I have to tell you that what got me out of my seat was that voice. 'This is not very funny, Julie Pinsky.'"He added the last in a high falsetto that had Mrs. Ackerman squirming in her seat."Just last week," Mr. Pinsky pressed on, "she used the very same tone of voice on me when I gave her her bonus. 'This is not very funny, Gene Pinsky.' Apparently, she thought that. " You like coffee?" Kirsten asked. "I was just about to make a fresh pot." I'll pass," Jennifer said. "I'm just about coffeed out today. I know that you haven't met him before, but this is Blake Walworth." You've got to be Kirsten," Blake said. "You're just as pretty as Jenny has been saying." Jennifer has talked a lot about you," Kirsten said with a blush. "So, did you come out to see our new house?" I wanted to see it," Jennifer said. "And, I want you to come and see mine. I just signed the.