" No, it's not new," said Margaret and blushed deeply."Hey, son. What did the father porcupine say to his son just before spanking him?" This is going...to hurt me worse than it hurts you," said Danny in a deadpan tone of voice."You heard that one, huh? What about the one where these two guys go into this bar and one of them says to the bartender..." Can we go now?" said Lani who had been standing off to the side."No, that's not what he said, heh heh. I guess we'd better go." Have fun, Mom. You. OH MY GOD!"Silence followed ... Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"From the back of the plane, a passenger yelled"For the love of God, you should see the back of mine!"This one is compliments of AnonymousA married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old. To my great pleasure, the man on my right side twisted hishead under my chest and began nibbling on my tittie. My loud moan inducedthe other join suit, now both my titties were fully engaged, and my firstorgasm was building.Somewhere during this 'rotation,' I changed my focus from any type ofconscious thought to pure animal sexual reaction. My arse was moving is asubconscious rhythm with the man fucking it, and my head bobbed up anddown on the cock currently available to it. When the second two. I stoppeddead in my tracks. She wore a long, red, sheer nightgown with a pair of redlace thong panties. And no bra! Her luscious breasts jutted outward againstthe thin, featherlike material, her erect nipples poking out invitingly.She turned, coyly smiled, and walked deliberately toward me. She stoppednext to me and kissed me softly on the cheek. "Lee," she whispered sexily,"I love you dear. Thank you for what you did for me today. I don't know ifany other husband would do that for his wife. I.