Of the rest of us who were there, does anyone remember Bertha? And what about the other Simone, the one also known as the Harlot? And I can’t be sur... whether Thelma’s real name was Judy or whether Judy’s real name was Thelma. Since there were two Judys on the tour and she was the second to join the band, because we had to call her something, the name we used was Thelma. Whatever Polly says, I can’t be credited the honour she bestows on me on the basis of my one and only English Top Forty hit. We made love ... slow, passionate, satisfying, spiritual sex. Considering our previous experiences that night, I lasted for well over an hour. We moved together; each of us in a dance keeping perfect rhythm. I moved on top of Jane. Her sheath was warm, slick, inviting. There were no earth-shattering screams of orgasmic ecstasy ... just a series of shuddering quakes that seemed to spring up from somewhere deep inside the core of her voluptuous, miniature frame. We didn't speak. More often than. And like every summer no one was home its just me and him every one was at work and wouldn't return til 6;30 or 7:00 pm i knock on the door and he opens it and says to me all excited about something you got to see what i got ! we go to his room and I sit on his bed and he takes out this stash of playboy magazines his brother gave him . i had never seen a playboy magazine and at this point i hadn't even seen a naked woman . so this was awesome , before that day i had only enjoyed jerking off to. “Wow, you look baked, girl. You’re totally zoned out.” For some reason, I thought that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, and I immediately burst out laughing. “haha You’re geeking out! Share the love, girl,” she said, and I handed her it to her between giggles. We laughed and smoked, completely care free, until we finished our blunt. Then we sat listening to the music for a while and I heard Eminem sing, “Seduction… Seduce…” which made me crack up all over again. “You’re outrageous with.