He didn't find your stunt amusing, and by the end of the night, your ass is fifty different shades of red. 4: You're looking for a book at the library... You're talking to your dear friend on the phone, but you two can get a bit loud at times. The librarian gets tired of your shit, and asks you to "keep it down a little". In case you didn't know, that's librarian for "fuck off, you bitch, and shut the fuck up" How do I know this? I'm a librarian. Is this related to the story in any way possible?. Billy isn't the smartest kid around. He tends to hit at things he doesn't understand. Kelly looked a little nervous, too, as she backed towards the counter."AT EASE, Corporal!" I know Command Voice when I hear it. My eyes snapped to the guy at the counter.He was talking to Billy in low tones, but I heard enough to get what he was saying. I eased back on my stool for a moment, and came to a decision. I needed to say something to this guy. I drained my cup and set it in the tub under the. Too scared to turn and face my tormentor I let out a bloodcurdling scream, again I thrash around almost freeing myself only to be confronted face to face with one of the ugliest creatures I could ever have imagined! I close my eyes praying that I will awaken in my warm comfy bed. My prayers go unheard and as I open my eyes again I find myself surrounded by a number of strange otherworldly creatures who all appear to have their attention set on me. I feel a strong grip encase my skull as I am. The new CSM was a no-nonsense, recent Sergeant Major Academy graduate and walked and talked like a recruiting poster. Blond hair, Blue eyes, about 6 foot, 3 inches tall and a lean, mean fighting machine. Quite the contrast to my short, squat, heavy-set, troll-like exterior. As my go-to-guy in all enlisted and NCO matters, we were spending a lot of time together, building critical rapport and trust as we moved around the five Engineer companies and one detachment assigned to the battalion.We.