My wife gave me thirty wonderful years and three beautiful children before pancreatic cancer took her from me. In the months following her funeral, my...thoughts turned again to Lynette, and I fantasized now of going back to the East Coast and tracking down the church where she worked, just to sit in the pews and observe her, without letting her know that I was there. I wanted to see if she was happy. But I was still reluctant to meet her again in the flesh, because I didn’t know if, even after. You have a wonderful sense of humor.”The transformation from male to female completed. The Two- Sided One was rubbing herself between the legs, a finger dipping into the slit that hid under rolls of fat. Oscar’s erection became painful. He glanced over to the side and saw a pair of copulating rabbits. Looking back at the Two-Sided One, Oscar asked, “Am I to begin my service now?”The Two-Sided One lifted a monstrous breast and toyed with her nipple. After a long minute, she said, “When you. The ad intrigued me and I answered it. I was told to report to a certainaddress which turned out to be a large home in an upscale part of town. Iwas greeted by a very seductive looking maid, seated in a sort of homeoffice and given a cup of coffee. She said, "I am Adele and mistress willbe with you shortly."I could not help but notice the books on the shelves...books on corsetryand foundations of various sorts and eras. On the desk was a smallfigurine of a buxom woman laced into an Edwardian S. He was a mess. A three day growth on his face, his hair not combed, and wearing an old blue robe over his underwear."Good morning, girls," he said cheerfully. Then kissed his wife's cheek that she had lifted up to him for Mona and Jenny's sake. She felt like wiping the spot where his lips had pecked her face."Daddy!" the girls sounded excited. "You going to church with us?" I'm afraid not, I'm kind of busy today," was his lame excuse, casting an eye at his wife. 'I really love her, ' he thought.