That’s how we first met, actually—she joined the university fencing team with me during our second year of college after transferring from oversea.... The guys and the girls competed separately but trained together, and I’m happy to say that I fell in love the very first time Sonya jabbed her foil into my breastbone. She beat me without giving up a single point, then tore off her mask and shook out her long, wavy hair. “You’re really good,” she said, further charming me with her adorable. There I've put my number in, call me after 6 and I'll tell you where you can have a good time round here."I called Lisa at 6 on the dot, she answered on the first ring"Hey there big guy, grab your coat and wait outside, I'll be round in 5 minutes."And she was, a red Fiesta pulled round the corner just as I was locking the door, she stopped and I climbed in."Where are we going?" Well as you've realised there's not much happening round here, so where we go depends on when your dad expects you. Now. Stop going over the past and stop worrying about the future. You see what that sort of thing did to me this afternoon at work. I said what I had to say about it, and then I moved on." Okay, well... First of all, I'm a little tired." All right. Sounds reasonable. I am too, actually."I paused. She waited."Steven" she said quietly. "Talk to me. Wanna just talk? A nice, restful Friday evening, talking my head off would be very nice. I've got you to do a lot of things, but I still can't get you. ..”, or “I need a Plan B”. But it doesn’t describe this story. What I’ve written here is exactly what I’m going to do to you. This is not “the plan”, so much as this is “exactly how I am going to fuck you”.Exactly How I am Going To Fuck You.It’s not a long ride from my house to YVR, usually...up 99 into Richmond, follow the signs. Canadian drivers are dipshits (“hosers” in the local parlance, I believe), but at least they know which lane is the passing lane. Usually. Today they are all.