Our college had a big traditional rivalry with another state college about a hundred miles away, and the annual game was always a big deal, with lots ...f parties before and after the game itself. I was not much of a football fan, but Don & Billy really wanted to go to the game, and Don had reserved two rooms at a motel near the rival campus. My plan was for Janice and I to stay in one room, and for the boys to stay in the other. The boy's plan was probably to get Janice and I drunk, and each. My heart is pounding. As I open my mouth to take in a breath. I feel mike forcing his tongue as far into my mouth as he can. With his grip on the back of my head I am at his mercy. Mike is working his fingers up and down my A**. I can feel him rubbing circles around my hole. I feel my feet back on the floor. Mike takes my towel from my hand setting it down. I am in the shower now. Mike had his tongue in my mouth all the time he carried me into the shower. Mike is still playing with my A**. Pulling your blankets tighter around yourself you let out a big yawn and try to fall back asleep but, before you can you hear the doorbell ring. You try to ignore it but they just keep ringing over and over again.Pulling your pillow over your head muffles the sound some but not enough to keep you from hearing the unknown guest begin to pound on the front door. Grumbling under your breath you force yourself to sit up and open your eyes. Pulling on your robe you slowly stumble through your house. -Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.-Phyllis DillerHis finest hour lasted a minute and a half.-Phyllis DillerOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.-Phyllis DillerTranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from.