I don’t receive any monetary consideration from the writing or posting of this story. This is a parody in the Fanny TV Series.It all started when I ...hared with Brian that I wanted him to be my tutor. I wanted a very ‘strict tutor who used physical punishment to get results.’ Furthermore, he would spank me if he felt my effort wasn’t up to par. Brian was so smart and Lauren would buy I needed help with my homework and so would their mother. Not a word had been spoken by Mrs. Miller, so I knew. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." What did it say on the banners?" Ali asks.Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."This one is compliments of ChrisThe swearing nun.A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.''It was, ' sighed the. Finally he slumped completely to the ground.Approaching cautiously, I kept the light on him as I slung the M1 back on my shoulder and pulled the Glock. When I got close I could see that he was still breathing, but there was also a lot of blood running out of his mouth. I watched for nearly ten minutes until breathing got very ragged and then stopped, then I returned to camp."He is dead," I said, as soon as I was back."It is a miracle," Mayta said, right away."No, not a miracle, but damned lucky. "That was some night." Hey, Luke?"That was Max, his friend that also lived in the house. Both of them knew each other from high school and quickly became fast friends around sophomore year of college, where they both needed a place to stay. This house became their home. After a few years had passed, a couple named Ellie and Jackson moved in, though they weren't around nearly as much as the two of them."Yeah?" I know you might not be interested after your wild time on the town last night but.