Do you want me to come with you?” “What the hell for?” asks the other. “Because that’s MY dick you’re holding!” he says.A blonde walked ...nto a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked “Well, what happened to the other ear?” “The sucker called again!”A blonde walks into a barber. Sonu ka mota lamba lund phir khada hone laga. Woh utha aur apne lund sidha didi chut ke muh pe rakh diya.Tabhi didi ne bola, “Sonu thoda aram se karna dhire dhire.”“Don’t take tension Purmamashi. Mujhe tumse koi tention nahi. Tum to meri love ho. Par jab tare bhai ka woh chata mujhe yaad aata hai to main violent ho jata hu.” Yeh bol kar usne apna lund ka supara didi ke chut mein dal diya.“Uiiii maaaaa sonuuuu main mar jau gi please maat dalo naa ander main tumhare aagye hath jorti hu please. Have a seat, James. Want a drink?" she asked. I could tell that Ms. Pierce had gotten an early start to her weekend already. "No thanks, Ms. Pierce, I have to drive home," I said. Tequila wasn't really my drink anyway, I'm more of a Jack Daniels kind of guy. "That's probably a good idea," she slurred. "Can I tell you a secret, James? I'm fucking drunk! Shhh - don't tell anybody!" she said, clumsily putting a finger to her lips. Yeah, this woman had had a few more than she should have!. Mera land khada tha vo saf dikh raha tha aur anjali bhabhi ne meri underwear nikal di aur mera land khada tha samne aa gaya aur anjali bhabhi ne mujhe dhakka de k leta diya aur phir mere upar aa k land chusne lagi. Ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya mast feel ho raha tha lollipop jaise chus rahi thi thodi der baad vo mere upar aa gayi aur mere lips pe kiss karne lagi aur main bhi tabhi mauka dekh k unki nighty nikal di aur unko ghuma k leta diya aur upar aa k nipple suck karne laga.