I guess it's Danielle Hammond right now, since I'm still married to Rick legally. That, "legally," is a word that I hate.Anyway, as I've mentioned bef...re, I'm thirty years old and I wasn't always like this. All throughout high school and college, I was a cheerleader and I had a really nice body. There were all kinds of guys hitting on me all the time. I didn't settle for any of them though, because I'd decided at a very early age that I had to wait for someone special. I wanted a man who was. "It'll all come out in the wash, Sweetie," she said. "Don't you worry."Don had Louise join me on the bed for several provocative shots. We didn't strike any very overtly lesbian poses, but we did press our breasts together, each of us on our knees on the mattress at the time. Once, she kissed me on the lips, and I heard Don's camera clicking away, capturing the moment. Don told us to face away from the camera on the bed, side-by-side, and he took the most suggestive and erotic shot he'd taken. The only thing remotely amusing was that the Lieutenant Commander with the football parked himself in the downstairs family room, where he was found by some of the littlest kids. They found it fascinating that he had a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist, and the little girls promptly decided to have a tea party with him. I wandered through at one point to find him sitting in his shirtsleeves drinking fake tea with a pair of four-year-olds. I told him he was having more fun than I was.It became. The next thing he knew he was in front of Sir Laurence himself getting a new one. Left it alone after that. I then wandered down to the library and pulled the Academy's list of graduated and there he was, HMS McCock, third in his year. Grenoble Defence Force. The GDF has been non existent for about six decades and the man is only forty nine. Out of pure curiosity you understand, I don't like people who one-up their friends, I looked up Who's Who in Mountserrat. There he is. Not an entry for.