U: darling what ever you say. she then went and locked all her jewels and came next to me U: baby shall we go out again. R: baby already the time is 1...:00 in the night. U: baby baby pls pls take me out. I had no other choice than satisfying my love and I took her out she never wanted to wear any kind of dress and she wanted to walk and we walked in our road holding our hands and immediately I wanted I told let us go home back and we came back. She was kissing me again at home and started to. I mean...” not sure what she should say, she just stammered and glanced back and forth between Samantha and the open bathroom door leading to a naked, soaped up, tanned and toned gift to women named Alex.Seeing the confusion and hesitation in Nicole, Sam said “Look at it this way - Alex and I are dating. Alex and you are dating. You and I are dating. We are all in this equally, so if you have something to say - then say it!”“I just...” Nicole started to say “ ... nothing, nevermind”.Samantha. 8. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One ... or two?13. What do we want? Low flying airplane. "Well, um, yes. So sorry again for your loss," I mumbled."No need to be sorry, my dear. It's been over a year now, and truth be told I never really cared for her anyways. If she hadn't died we would probably be divorced. Our marriage had been horrid since day one. In fact she was on the way to meet with her lawyer about drawing up the divorce papers when the accident happened," he stated as plainly as if he were telling me what he'd had for dinner. I was of course in shock. He'd clearly had.