'OH FUCK!' He typed. 'You're such a sexy girl!'I blushed as I read the screen. Did he think I was a girl? I thought. I'd not said what sex I was on my...profile and it wasn't obvious from my pic that I had a cock tucked between my legs.'Do you like?' I replied.'Oh baby, I'm so hard! Send me one of your ass!'I picked up my phone, bent over in front of the mirror, lifting up my dress and snapping off a few shots quickly before sending them to him.'OMG!' He typed. The video chat box began flashing. In reality, I only had to work about 2 hours a day to meet my quotas. Video calls were pretty rare, so I usually spent the rest of my workday gaming or surfing the web.After a couple of hours of work, I finished my daily quotas and decided to lie down for a nap. When I woke up, I logged back on to the forum and looked back at the exercise bike story to see if the author had updated. To my surprise, the post was gone. I dug deeper and realized the author was no longer a member either. There was. As she turns her back on him to get dressed, he walks up behind her and wrapping his arms around her begins nuzzling the nape of her neck.While the couple was distracted, three bears walk out of the treeline having a discussion.“But Papa bear, why don’t we just go get some fish from the river, we’re better than this?” Asks Mama bear“I want me some steak” replies papa bear “And the banker will pay us in steaks for this job”.“We should just eat them and show them what really happened to. If the television is going to turn it’s self on, then it should be for something worth bloody watching. Anything, but cricket, it had to be the most boring game ever invented.Much later, she zapped a TV ready-meal in the microwave and opened a bottle of wine. She found a detective program, set in wartime and settled to eat her meal. The food was less than inspiring, looking like a conglomeration of component parts, all mashed together and then far too much salt added. The wine helped to wash it.