" "I won't." "Not your wife, not my husband, no one." "Ok." "Mike hasn't... Satisfied me in a long time." I must have had a shocked look on my face. "...an I talk about this? I feel like I can actually share this with you," she said. "Sure." "Ok do you want me to withhold details or.." "Whatever you want. It stays here anyway." "No judging," she declared. I nodded. She paused, then continued. "I give him blowjobs all the time, but he hasn't been inside me for like 6 months." "So why do you keep. ’ On the way home Pat called into a phone store and picked up a machine capable of recording outgoing phone calls. She plugged it into the phone system in her home office and put the machine out of sight. She aimed to tape the philandering bastard. He didn’t like mobile phones, being scared of possible radiation. He could of course phone sweetie from a call box. Well, she could only but try. Next evening Pat was horrified when she played back the tape. It was the first of three calls Laurence. .. "Carrie looked over at the guy, dragging his shoe in the dirt, standing by himself. He glanced over at them and looked away. Matt felt sick; they like each other! he realized. She's gonna go out with him!"Oh, Jen! He's shy!" said Carrie.Jen said nothing."Oh, Jen! You're shy!" Carrie exclaimed. "Are you shy Jen?"Jen blushed. "No! It's just that, I don't know." See, you went out with that other guy for so long that you forgot what to do, huh?" I don't know... " Jen trailed. "Maybe... " Just go. ‘Flip it over,’ Jessica said with a smile. Danny flipped the paper over to reveal a blurry picture. ‘Jess, is this what I think it is?’ Danny looked a little confused. Jessica grinned and nodded, shrieking as Danny grabbed her and pulled her in for a kiss. ‘Is everything okay?’ Danny asked. ‘Everything’s perfect,’ Jessica assured him. Danny opened his mouth to say something else when the phone rang. ‘Ignore it,’ Jessica murmured. ‘I can’t,’ Danny grumbled, reaching over for the phone. ‘This is.