Mr. Upson and I counted the money and came up with $41,380, all of it in gold bars or double eagles. Mr. Upson listened to the story of how I came by ...he safe and frowned for a minute, then he said, "It looks to me like you can claim all of this money as found treasure. It is certain that the original owners are not going to contest your possession of it. No wonder the damned safe was heavy, it held almost 144 pounds of gold. I gave Mr. Upson $500 as his fee and he helped me get the rest of the. After all, I only had my boxer shorts to wear.Then I thought better of it and picked up the envelope.There was a note in it which said: "Dear Simone,You will find that Jane has left a blue lace bra and panty set in yoursize on the chair where you left your clothes. She has also left you amatching suspender belt and a pair of fishnet stockings if you feel coldand vulnerable walking round her flat in just your bra and panties.Mum told me that you are a huge Myl?ne Farmer fan and as you know. "You do'n't mind if I bugger this wicked old strumpet, do you darling?" she said pleadingly to Corky, "I'm so dying for a good spend, and I think it shall teach her a valuable lesson."At the word "bugger," the widow, whose struggles had heretofore begun to subside into occasional twitches and grunts, twisted and bucked with renewed vigor, though she remained far inadequate to the task of throwing off the two young and vigorous individuals holding her.Corky, for his part, was rather thrown to be. ...40D..... no....... 38DD..... close........damnit, why do they never have 38FF?" Jason almost fell of the bench,38FF.....holy shit he thought! They are bigger than he imagined. Mrs. C went over to the sales lady for some help and he could hear what the lady thought when she asked if they had any 38FF. "38FF damn lady, are you some kinda cow or something?" This caused Jason to laugh out loud. What are the chances she would think of that.....guess it is obvious! The lady showed her.