”Doug Sanders, professional golfer: “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die afte... lunch on Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers pitcher: “All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there is a fat guy doing great. Bring me another beer.’”Tommy Lasorda, Los Angeles Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t. You need to cum too”. Then she did her best to swallow my cock…and showed young Jennifer about the fine art of sucking cock. In just a few minutes I was shooting geysers of cum in the air….some of which Ellen caught in her mouth and on her tits….the rest was licked up greedily from my stomach by Jennifer….who was still glassy eyed and breathing hard….but really wanted to help mommy take care of her Daddy.That’s the last thing I remember until I woke up to the smell of grilled hot. My thumb was well lubed with her juices so I moved it towards her asshole. My thumb working its way around her tiny puckered hole and made it nice and wet. I removed my thumb quickly shoving it in my wet pussy before returning it to her ass. I slowly applied pressure as I continued to suck on that plastic cock and soon my thumb was deep up to the knuckle. “Aaaahhhhhh” Lisa moaned as I started to thrust my thumb in and outMy pussy was so sore having been stretch so much and I was knackered and I. I live with my wife and teenage son, Tyler. He is about your age, except he is seventeen, and you are sixteen. You have to watch out, though. He is a little pervert." I didn't care about his son. I was angry that he had a wife. She must be so beautiful to be with this man. I couldn't think of how many times he would slam his cock into her pussy. If he never did, then he had to be gay. He would be pretty hot for a gay. "Oh," was all I could say. His expression softened, and he took my hand in.