She tells me obvious things like kissing, touching, oral sex and intercourse and not negotiable- you can't have a sexual relationship without them. Th... two main things would be condoms and anal sex. Tanya says my date doesn't really like condoms and enjoys anal, but he'd be ok with using them and skipping anal sex. What do you think? I tell Barbara that condoms should be used and no anal. She agrees but tells me if she sees him on a regular basis we may need to revisit these restrictions. Like. If she deigns to speak, its severity depends on whether or not it is accompanied with 'You son-of-a-bitch, ' at the beginning, the end, or both front AND rear. If it's combined with your complete full name ... your ass is grass."That was stupid," is a third. Again ... she can say it with a look or she can vocalize it. Adding 'Fuck head' is fairly normal ... adding 'I'm never going to let you forget, ' makes it right up there with the second coming. The length of the stare adds more unspoken. I have no interest in running the day-to-day details. Cleaning, cooking, paying bills, that sort of thing. I want someone else to do it. That someone could be you." Sir, there's no way that would take me thirty hours a week!" I'm not interested in paying you for hours worked - I want to pay you for jobs done. I'll have the money deposited directly into your account. As long as you get at least a B in each course you take, I'll pay for your tuition - through grad school, if you'd like."Ally felt. My mom's puzzled look turned to interest soon after I started my story. Heck! She actually smiled a couple of times. About half way through my narrative she grabbed paper, pen and a voice recorder and had me start over. I obviously had piqued her scientific curiosity. Mom started asking me questions and scribbling notes madly. When Dad got home I had to start the story a third time. I didn't mind. I actually was getting a sympathetic hearing. I can't say my dad was happy when he heard about the.