These hanging Chads frightened the Affrikan-AmeriKKKans and kept many of them from entering the polling places. Then there were the pregnant Chads– ...orrible freaks of nature, men with big, swollen bellies, lactating breasts, and an insatiable craving for pickles and ice cream. They caused many Affrikan-AmeriKKKans to run screaming in horror away from the polling places. Even with these and a few other dirty tricks, Drubya only managed to carry the state of Fuckallya by one vote. That gave him. He was a bit nervous as he entered.She let go of him and hurried to the bed, pushing the plush dolls aside and sliding under the covers.“Just cuddling, right?” he said.She rolled her eyes. “Dude, yes.”He slid under the peach comforter with her and groaned as he relaxed onto the bed. “Ah yeah,” he said.She rested her head on his massive chest and put an arm around his stomach and a leg around his legs.“I miss you so much,” she said.“Why?” he said. “We’re all still together. We’re still a family.. I’m not trying to hook up with you. I just want to be your friend like the guy in high school. Can we be like that?”Poor Angela. For the first time since we met I thought she was going to cry.“Angela,” I said. “We can’t be like that.”She kind of gave a little choke sob and nodded. “I understand.”I shook my head. “No you don’t understand. We can’t be like that because we already are. You are my best friend and I don’t care what you are or what you do. We are buds.”By now tears were running down. ”Sia considered. “I don’t see the problem. If I behave like I love my dad, how does that seem odd to anyone?”“Well, it could be an inappropriate touch, or an unconscious caress.”Sia snorted her disagreement. “As if! I’m not stupid. I told you that.”I’ll freely admit the illicit attraction I now held for Sia was a huge influence in my consideration. I was intensely attracted to her. It helped that I knew her better than any other person in the world; better than myself, even. It helped that in.