. I want to see you better”Her knees dropped further apart. I stroked my hand up her leg and past her knee, then back down to her foot. I lifted her...right foot and moved it to the edge of the couch, then moved her left foot to the back, behind my butt. With her feet spread apart, her knees wanted to fall back together. I stopped them, and eased her knees further apart until they relaxed. I could now look straight up between her legs. My eyes looked her up and down, and landed on her crotch. Her. I was laying on the couch and suddenly, I saw a reflection on the TV. It was my sister!!! Hell yeah, I was thrilled and then I started looking out for her in the house.When I went to the kitchen, I saw her. I went and hugged her from behind. I started putting my hands around her waist and was pushing my jockey against her ass. Suddenly, to my surprise, my mom yelled at me!Mom: Kya kar rahe ho?!I was shocked and turned back.Mom: Ye kaamwaali ke saath kya kar rahe ho?I was shocked again! I turned. ........ then get a cat!You thought I was gonna say ... marry a man, didn't you?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy them!You... ... have a GREAT Day!!!Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.We don't stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing.I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.This one is compliments of SamThere. He came into the room with beer in each of his hands and said “You want another beer?” I jumped up and said “No, Mike. I don’t want another fucking beer. I want the recording you took of me!” He just stood there staring down at me, analyzing. My liquid courage was failing me and I broke the stare, looking down at the ground. “Look, just give me the DVDs and I’ll leave,” I said in a calmer tone, still looking at the floor holding an open hand out as if he had it readily on him. “Hey,” he.