.. Joey," Aunt Claire greeted us as the door to the kitchen swung open and she breezed into the room carrying a couple of plates of food for us. She h...d a big smile on her face and my eyes were immediately drawn to another tight top she was wearing today. It was a pale yellow tank-top type that showed an ample amount of cleavage. As she leaned over to set down our plates of bacon and eggs, I saw her boys looking across the table at the upper swells of her breasts, almost threatening to spill. All my work colleagues thought he was nice and one of them even wolf whistled once and blamed me when he looked round!John is a good looking guy, late 30's, well over 6ft tall, nice physique with greying hair, and have to admit, I shared my colleague's admirations.On Wednesdays, I always go swimming at lunchtime when I finish work. I got to the pool and someone said "hello you". I turned around and it was John. He had taken his son swimming and I said "hello, you again?" I was little taken. I had thirty minutes to come up with some damn story to save my and Stephens adulteress asses. I felt like my head would explode my heart was beating so fast.Daniel knows I frequent many online message boards on many subjects so I'll tell him I ran into one of my message board buddies at the grocery who was in town on business. He got stuck in town because of the blizzard and we were both picking up some supplies. I'll say I just couldn't have him spending Christmas eve and Christmas all alone. .” She turned towards me, cupped her tits, and thrust her chest in my direction. “Firm, bouncy boobs?”“Well, yeah, now that you -”“Big blue eyes, big smile...” her voice rose to a high-pitched parody of a Barbie doll. “Big team spirit, empty head?”“Uh no! No, I -”“No thanks, I'd rather be a quadriplegic than bounce around hopping and smiling like some mindless fuck-toy. I can think of a thousand things I'd rather be than arm candy for some dumb jock.”“Good for you!” I said, trying to deflect.