I knew when I said it, that they would either laugh or be pissed beyond words.You can not joke your way out of this. Are you sitting down somewhere? T...e geek du jour asked.Yes of course, I replied.I am going to send you the information on the evasion features of the roomba 9000 as we have begun to call you around here, so listen up bitch. I couldn't tell if the geek was joking, or if one of the controllers had come on line.Please do, I need to go into the courthouse tomorrow, I messaged.These. More silver notches for me." A twisted smile appeared under his white ski mask. The little craft skimmed the surface of the snow as he reached seventy miles an hour. Vlad quickly closed the glimmering white gap between him and the retreating SRT-8."You fucking prick! Get your ass back here and get back in position," Max shouted into his microphone. Everyone but Vlad had reluctantly broken off the chase and returned to their assigned positions. Max knew they were pissed at him for breaking off. ”I sighed as my face turned bright red.“Oh, sweetie, you don’t have anything to be embarrassed about. I enjoyed them. They were ... sweet.”I looked her in the eyes and said, “Can we please change the subject?”She smiled and said, “All right. How are you going to handle sleeping in a bunk bed with eleven other boys all waiting for you to fall asleep so they can have their first crack at you?”I groaned and said, “I’m hoping my ignore me vibe works on them. The twins say it’s empathic so it. ’ ‘Fuck!’ yelled Michael, slopping hot soup into his lap. Two female drivers came running, both attempting to be first to answer the call, but seeing Michael apparently masturbating behind his desk, watched by the laughing Geneva, they hastily withdrew. ‘Well?’ ‘When?’ ‘Tonight.’ ‘Okay providing I have skin left on my crotch.’ * * * Michael was cooking dinner dressed only in an apron when he heard someone approaching the open front door and yelled, ‘Come in.’ He’d forgotten his mom called on.