" Then the young professor smirked, despitehimself, and added; "figuratively of course." Not funny!" I shrilled. ...~That evening, I walked to Krieger's front door on Javier's arm. I waswearing a silken cocktail dress with a pair of pumps that I was juststarting to get the hang of walking on. My jacket was clone arctic foxfur. Javier had depleted most of his savings buying these items for me. "My, don't you look glamorous," Deirdre had said when she saw me. Fuck, you don't even know what "you" is at this point. Everything, from this college, to your clothes, to your books, phone, have all been the smart and prudent decision someone else has made. Unfortunately, this applies to you as well, looking in the full body mirror. Whoever convinced you that your hourglass figure was best hidden in conservative wear, and only show it off to your future husband, decades from now when nobody wants to see you naked anymore, needs to get a medal for. Everyone was invited to join us on the dance floor and eventually I danced with Jeff again. Mercifully, he did not tickle me. He leaned in and sang softly in my ear, "Baby, I'm amazed by you." I was afraid Jen had started something.There was more dancing before we were asked to return to our seats because dinner was about to be served."And now, we'll have a few words from the Best Man."Rich had a devilish look in his eyes."I've known Cousin Jeff all his life. I know many of you have a hard time. "If you'd rather that I leave, I will. I did greatly appreciate your hospitality." I bowed.Elizabeth snapped out of it first. "Lord Charles, you are welcome to stay." She stood and curtsied. "Forgive us for letting you think different, My Lord."Oh shit. She just curtsied me as if I were a prince."Please call me Charles. I need all the friends that I can get, and your friendship means a lot to me." I pleaded.Being alone just sucks, and I feel very alone right now."Lord Charles," Began Richard,.