I would open doors, pull chairs, bring flowers, and offer my assistance if someone needed help. It seems like this art form is dying day by day right ...n front of our eyes. I can assure you, there is nothing romantic about what transpired in my first encounter that cold January night! I remember it like was yesterday, not in a good or bad way, just as one of the funniest sex stories I will write about of sexual encounters of my life. Hopefully if you guys like this one I will have many more to. . Mene kha koi nahi dekhega. Aur me uske ghr gaya. Mene door bell bajayi vo door khola me andar aya.Mene dekha ki vo nighty me he , uske dekhte hi me control nahi kar paya. Mene use tight se hug kiya aur uski gand pe hath ferne lag gaya. Me use kiss kar raha tha. Vo b mera pura sath deri thi. Mene 15 minute use kiss karta rha fir me uske boobs ko bahar se hi dabara tha. Mene use apni goad me uthaaya aur bedroom me le gaya. Fir mene uski nighty utari aur vo mere samne sirf bra aur panty thi par. The wife asks, “Do you know her?”“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”“My goodness!” says the wife. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice picnic tables, Horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.The pond was properly shaped and fixed up. “Ahh Conner, the guy you used to work with.” “Yeah, we dated a little before you and I got together, you know.” The wry expression on her face told me there was a little more to it than just a date. “Used to date huh? You mean slept together?” “Just once, or... maybe twice” she explained. “That's all in the past though.” “Well, you obviously still think of him a little,” I reminded her.“Ever talk to him? Message him on Facebook or anything?” I asked. “Well... yeah. I have a few times, I guess..